Norseman pillages TA Alley

Science Hall's fourth floor was recently terrorized by what one denizen described as "a Viking warrior the size of two or three ordinary men." The Norseman pillaged most of the offices in the area known as TA Alley, emptying them of all their candy and other comestibles. Witnesses reported that he rode into the corridor on a shimmering white unicorn, which he leapt off in a backflip before charging at frightened TAs with a large battle axe. The same Viking is suspected of raiding a Geography Club meeting two weeks ago and abducting two undergrads thence, a charge supported by sightings of a slice of pizza stuck to his sleeve in the fourth floor raid.

A thick trail of candy wrappers and cookie crumbs leads to room 401, where suspected Viking Jamon Van Den Hoek works, but so far investigators have been unable to penetrate the barrier of inaccessible music to question him.