In a faceoff between a 15 passenger van and a human-donkey hybrid, who wins? There are two opinions on this matter: 1. We all win. In a titanic clash between Detroit's finest and nature's twisted worst, we would have a rootin' tootin' good show. 2. We would all lose. the Z-ass would undoubtedly win. In the process, this genetic-mutation-baby-bonnet-sick-freak-horror-show would eat the van, thereby receiving it's recommended daily allowance of vitamins and minerals. Thus the "Zach-ass" would become strong enough to overpower our seemingly invincible military industrial complex. In the words of the immortal Tommy Boy, "your weapons are usseless against [it]!"
Joel, funny you should say that, because there is something in San Francisco that reminds me of Dayton. That's the electric trolley buses, which only exist in a handful of cities in North America, Dayton and SF included. Yeah, I'm that kind of nerd.
Reyerson, I think I'd pay to see either one of those. But only a small amount.
This has nothing to do with anything, but did you ever think about the name INXS? That's really INXes. It's annoying. Why did it take me 20 years to be annoyed. Hope SF is great! Mo
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Phewwww.....! I thought you meant it reminded you of Dayton. What a horrible place, I briefly thought, San Francisco must be.
Dang.
In a faceoff between a 15 passenger van and a human-donkey hybrid, who wins? There are two opinions on this matter:
1. We all win. In a titanic clash between Detroit's finest and nature's twisted worst, we would have a rootin' tootin' good show.
2. We would all lose. the Z-ass would undoubtedly win. In the process, this genetic-mutation-baby-bonnet-sick-freak-horror-show would eat the van, thereby receiving it's recommended daily allowance of vitamins and minerals. Thus the "Zach-ass" would become strong enough to overpower our seemingly invincible military industrial complex. In the words of the immortal Tommy Boy, "your weapons are usseless against [it]!"
Joel, funny you should say that, because there is something in San Francisco that reminds me of Dayton. That's the electric trolley buses, which only exist in a handful of cities in North America, Dayton and SF included. Yeah, I'm that kind of nerd.
Reyerson, I think I'd pay to see either one of those. But only a small amount.
This has nothing to do with anything, but did you ever think about the name INXS? That's really INXes. It's annoying. Why did it take me 20 years to be annoyed. Hope SF is great!
Mo
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